Rook Trader is an interesting and occasionally alarming internet game for you to play. You are a rook, and you want shiny and warm things for your nest, so you fly to other rooks' nests and negotiate trades. Use your natural gifts of charm and salesmanship to trade your shinies up for better shinies in a never-ending cycle of compulsive Corvidae capitalism. A great deal is awaiting you.
Featuring * Flying in straight lines * Being a rook * New levels and variations added every week * Online leaderboards * Ridiculous scoring * Numbers * Try-It-Out-Before-You-Even-Register Technology (TM) so you can try it out before you even register * Bullet points